Gennie, sit still so I can put your brother on your lap.
No, don't squeeze him, he'll poop. Wow, the red-eye. I'll be Photoshopping later. Okay, let's try that again. Josiah, look at Mommy!
Now what are you looking at, Gennie? Don't hold him so tight. He can sit still on his own. Okay, again.Good Boy, Josiah! That's a nice smile, Gennie, but let's try it again without you hiding behind him. And WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT??? Look at Mommy!And there's my keeper!